I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
Every single day
every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one
24/7
one time this girl uploaded her own nudes to facebook in the middle of a photo album of family photos
and i sent her a text and was like: why is there a picture of you naked in your family photos album
and she started freaking out and thanked me a whole lot
it wasn’t even classy nudes at all it was like this
well im not artist but u get it
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
its like boys are the oscars and im leonardo dicaprio
yeah, you deserve them.
that’s the most inspiring thing i have ever seen
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
that’s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot




